question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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