I am in a vortex of obligation.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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