I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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