you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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