Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
im six kinds of drunk right now
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i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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