I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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