I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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