sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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