dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
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We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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