yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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