16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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