Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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