I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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