How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
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What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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