p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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