I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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