Non-Jews are for practice
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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