I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
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I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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