I love black thongs
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
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So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
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You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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