I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
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