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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He felt like a one man threesome
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
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Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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