Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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