Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
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It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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