i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
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dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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