Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
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orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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