Nicole vs. Life
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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