I wanna passion pit in your ass
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
My dick has a subreddit
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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