ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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