make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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