have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
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You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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