If that was your dad, he is hot
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
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I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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