yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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