party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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