Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list