i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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