It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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