There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
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these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
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