we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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