Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
why does every cop we meet know your name?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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