what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
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Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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