this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.