All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
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My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.