Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
