dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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