ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Sponge bath it is.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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