So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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