Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
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ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
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So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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