i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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