I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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