weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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