he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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