Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
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Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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