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you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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