Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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