I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
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I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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